Laugh it off!

Going off of the previous post, I quickly thought of a few things that would ease a stressful or unpleasant situation. Feel free to borrow any of these ideas to use.

The Dentist should have the following songs rotated constantly:
“On The Good Ship - Lollipop” – Shirley Temple
“Spoon-ful of Sugar” - Harry Connick Junior
“Sugar Kisses” – Echo and the Bunnymen
“Sugar in my Bowl” – Nina Simone
“Candy Man – Sammy Davis Jr.
“Ice Cream” - Sarah McLachlan
“I Want Candy” – Bow Wow Wow

Jails should have signs that say:
“If you are here – you stink at breaking the law. Consider a new profession”

Optometrists should have signs that say,
“If you can read this, SLAP the doctor” (Hopefully your laugh will indicate to the optometrist that he should get out of the way.)

If you go over your credit limit, Banks should mail you scissors to cut up your cards.

Heck, Dead-beat dads should also get scissors in the mail too – but not to just cut up their credit cards with.